Only ifs, no ands or buts...random thoughts on my life right now

If you are trying to sell a house, and the Realtor never calls to show the house. Try not cleaning for a couple days. Works every time.

If you want to get mad at God, stop reading the Bible.

If you want to stay mad at God, don't go to the Easter Service.

If you have something planned, plan on something going wrong.

If someone is genuinely concerned about you, they will check on you. If they just want the gossip, they will check with everyone else.

If you don't like pollen, don't live in the South.

If you just mopped the floor, your dog will run through the kitchen with wet feet...over and over again.

If you want to get physically stronger, you must actually use your muscles.

If you want to get mentally smarter, you must actually use your brain.

If you want to upset someone, post a political status update on your Facebook profile.

If you want to mess with people, post an emotionally charged comment on someone else's.

If you don't want to be alone, you might actually have to leave the house.

If you thought yesterday's workout was tough, today's will be tougher.

If you want to laugh, read Chuck Norris jokes.

If you need a reason to be a Braves fan, watch this.

If you are wondering why I even bothered with this post, it's only because I haven't posted in a while.